“And we turn
again to our breaking top story this hour of the Tory peer Lord Farquhar
walking on the grass at Kew. As you can
see from the pictures, the sign clearly states ‘Do Not Walk On The Grass’ and
there he goes, strolling across it ...”
“Do you
think he realised, Charlie? I mean, it
almost shows spectacular arrogance or at the very least a lack of
consideration, trampling over those young grass shoots.”
“Well this
is it, Suzannah, I don’t know how he can expect to get away with it. There you are, there it is again, pictures of
Tory peer Lord Farquhar walking on the grass at Kew with the sign clearly in
evidence there ‘Do Not Walk On The Grass’.”
“In the
studio with us are Dr Elizabeth Fescue, an expert on grass from Kew and one of
Lord Farquhar’s associates, Lord Juglan. Welcome to the studio.”
“We turn to
you first, Lord Juglan – as we watch there the Tory peer Lord Farquhar walking
on the grass at Kew and the sign that clearly states that he’s not allowed to
do so. A catastrophic mistake? Or a
complete and utter lack of respect for young grass?”
“Well, well,
Charlie, I’d say it’s a mistake really.
Lord Farquhar as you can see isn’t really looking where he’s going ...”
“But shouldn’t
he be aware of where he’s going? Isn’t
it important that someone as high up as Lord Farquhar watches constantly where
he’s going? How can people have
confidence in ...”
“Now, now
Suzannah, dear, it’s impossible to expect high up Tory Peers to constantly
watch where they are going at all times.”
“I’m sorry
to interrupt, Lord Juglan, as we show you the pictures again of Lord Farquhar,
walking across the grass at Kew, that young, tender grass and Lord Farquhar’s
feet crushing it with the sign clearly in evidence there – Do Not Walk on the
Grass.”
“Dr Fescue,
how does it make you feel?”
“Well,
Suzannah, it’s awful, really awful. We
were delighted to receive him at Kew, but then, then he tramples on our grass shoots
in that arrogant way, I mean for Lord Juglan to claim he wasn’t looking where
he was going, well I’m sorry, it’s not an excuse. I’m devastated and sickened by this – this betrayal
of our trust and ...”
“Lord
Farquhar is a peer, a busy man with a busy life, you cannot expect him to know
where he’s going at all times, let alone watch where he’s putting his feet!”
“Lord
Juglan! Please do not interrupt me! ...”
“I think our
viewers feel very strongly about this, as we show you the pictures again of
Lord Farquhar walking across the grass at Kew with the sign, clearly in
evidence there. Suzannah, we have viewer’s
texts on this, don’t we?”
“Yes,
Charlie, we do. We have one from Jane
from Kent saying it shows breath taking arrogance, one from Clive from
Hertfordshire stating that he should resign immediately and one from Matt from
Scotland saying why the bleep are we reporting ...”
“Ah, sorry
to interrupt, Suzannah, new pictures of Lord Farquhar the Tory peer walking
across the grass at Kew, the sign is even more paramount in this – you can see
clearly, it says ‘Do Not Walk On The Grass’.
Now, we’ll come back to this story straight after the weather. Good grass growing weather, is it, Carol?”
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