Wednesday 15 July 2015

TRAGEDY


It wasn’t that Costas was abusive, he was just an unreliable liar.  He’d taken all the money Helena earned and ploughed it into failed businesses or gambled it on the stock exchange.  There had been nothing but the bare minimum for Helena and their children, so when they woke one morning and he was gone, everyone was rather relieved.  The children ran round the house looking for traces of him.
“His clothes have gone, Mummy!” Irina shouted.
“His car’s not in the garage!” called Dion.
“I think he’s left us,” Helena said.  The baby cried in the cot and Matthias sat down in his play pen with a bump.
“Good riddance,” Helena’s mother said when she arrived to look after the younger children.

Helena took her older children to school and went to work at the department store.  If she was careful, she’d have just enough money to pay rent and feed her family.  At least she wouldn’t have to worry about Costas anymore.

That evening a powerfully built man knocked at Helena’s door and handed her a bit of paper.
Helena read it; “This isn’t right!”
“Ring the helpline,” the man said.
Helena shut the door and stared at the letter again.  It was from the well-known loan shark ‘Immediate Money ForU’.  Costas had borrowed £330,000 from them.  No reputable bank would have given him such a loan; he didn’t even own a home to secure it against.  No wonder he’d ran away.  She tried his mobile for the twentieth time.   Five minutes later and her phone rang, it was a woman called Angela ringing from Immediate Money ForU; “You owe us £330,000,” she said aggressively.
“No Costas  …”
“Costas has gone abroad, he’s signed the debt over to your family’s name.”
“He can’t do that!”
“You were his partner at the time, you’re liable for the debt.”
“But I don’t have any money!”
“Your family will help you …”
“It doesn’t matter if they do!  We can’t pay it back, it’s impossible with the amount of interest you’re charging …”
“Helena!” Angela’s voice was patronising, “you can’t borrow money and not pay it back.”

The next day at the school gate Helena could hear the whispers from the other mothers:
“She borrowed £330,000 from the IMFu and can’t pay it back.  Poor Angela is at her wit’s end.”
“Her whole family has been brought into it.”
“They’re refusing to pay.”
“Well, if she refuses her children should be expelled and the department store should sack her, she doesn’t deserve any support!”
At work it was the same, Helena was irresponsible, untrustworthy and reckless, no-one sat next to her at lunch time.

That evening Helena’s family visited, her mother held her as she wept; “It was Costas!”
“I know.  We’re trying to find him,” her father told her.
“We’re all in this,” said her sister, “and we’ll stick together.”
“The IMFu are acting like bullies, we’ll refuse to pay!” her youngest brother stated.
“Hold your head up high, ignore what they’re saying about you,” the eldest one said.

“I’m sorry,” the manager at the bank said; “I’m going to have to take the bank cards of you and your family, the IMFu have told us not to give you anything unless you start paying them back.”
“But how will we feed ourselves and our children?” Helena asked.
“Not my problem,” the bank manager said.

Helena had to do it, she left her children with her sister and went to see Angela.  Angela was very nice, she made Helena tea, she said that the loan could be paid off over an indefinite period of time; “Your children can leave school aged 16 and work for me.  I will take the pensions of your parents and they can go back to their jobs, your brothers and sisters can make cut backs to their lives and their children’s lives.  You will all work together and pay the debt …”
“But my parents are retired and my children want to go to university.”
Angela shook her head; “You should have thought of that before borrowing the money.”
“Even if we all work, my mother, my father, my brothers and my sister, even if our children start to work now, we can’t cover even the interest you’re asking for!”
Angela sighed; “Don’t worry, Helena, I have a solution, why don’t you speak to one of our advisors about another loan.”

Wednesday 1 July 2015

THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL

Welcome to the land of Far Far Away and the Kingdom of Andalasia’s School for Future Princesses - it’s our first ever Sports Day.  We understand that looking perfect, meeting princes and singing ballads are more important, but unfortunately sport has been forced onto the curriculum by the Health and Equality Committee.

Our winners are Ariel at swimming, Elsa and Anna at ice skating, Rapunzel at high jump and Mulan at archery.  Cinderella’s upper body strength allowed her to succeed at javelin and Jasmine’s sword fighting is impressive.  Those who have done less well are Aurora who is sleeping off the 100 metre sprint and Snow White who is singing a song about how losing doesn’t matter.  Belle and Tiana refused to take part, respectively preferring books and business studies.
 
The next event is awkward – the Health and Equality Committee tell us that parents must take part, so we have a Mother’s Egg and Spoon Race.  However, while Aurora, Mulan and Tiana have Mums; Belle, Jasmine, Ariel, Cinderella, Snow White and Elsa and Anna do not.  As numbers are thin on the ground, we’ve let stepmothers and guardians take part too.  So joining Eudora, Fa Li and Queen Leah are Lady Tremaine, Queen Grimhilde and Mother Gothel (poor Rapunzel still thinks that woman is her mum).

Grimhilde and Gothel are squabbling about which of them is the fairest.  Tremaine has asked Cinderella to carry her egg and spoon.  The whistle goes, Tremaine with Cinderella gamely balancing her egg has taken an early lead.  This has enabled her to avoid the spell that bends the spoons of Eudora, Fa Li and Leah.  They are returning to the start to collect new ones while likely culprits Gothel and Grimhilde close in on Tremaine.  Oh no!  What a nasty tumble Gothel has sustained, she’s reached out though and managed to grab the ankle of Grimhilde, severely hampering her.  Serves Grimhilde right!  We have secret footage of her in the toilets ten minutes before the race chanting ‘Mirror mirror on the wall, may Mother Gothel have a fall’.  Miraculously they haven’t dropped their spoons and enchantment is suspected as their eggs are floating.  Grimhilde has given Gothel a good old fashioned kick in the face and is pursuing Tremaine relentlessly to the line.  Quick thinking spectator Elsa has cast a spell so that anyone else doing magic will be frozen out.  Speed counts from here.  Look at Gothel, she’s got a broken ankle and a bruised face, but she’s still crawling towards the line, I think she may even beat Leah, Eudora and Fa Li who are just beginning the race again.  Grimhilde, clearly the fittest of them all, has caught up with Tremaine, right at the finishing line and it’s a draw!  Gothel has managed to crawl to third place and the rest of the mothers chattering quite happily together have wandered over the line joint last – far too kind hearted to compete.

Well, who deserves the trophy?   Gothel with her grim determination to keep trying no matter what?   Grimhilde for her fitness and sheer ruthlessness?  Or Tremaine for being able to delegate the less important tasks and set winning as her priority?  Step up ladies and share the glory!  What role models you are - ruthless, bossy, strong, uncompromising and determined.  These are wonderful qualities which we hope you will pass to your charges to make them fit for today’s society.  Look, there’s generosity for you, Grimhilde is offering Gothel and Tremaine apples, how kind.