The mirror
had been lovingly crafted by Tibetan monks who lived lives of purity,
moderation, health and humility. They
liked to think wherever their work went, these values would be reflected.
The mirror
found itself in a student bathroom reflecting Manky Franky wanking into the
toilet. After Laurence the Landlord
would press his face to the mirror and squeeze his unruly zits until they erupted,
then he’d wash his smug face, knowing he was ready to meet his mistress. Helen his frumpy wife would simultaneously sit
on the toilet, pushing out a number two while smoking a fag. Later, Pervy Peter would slither in for his
turn; he’d move aside the picture he’d hung up and check the hole he’d drilled so
he could see into Laurence’s bedroom was unblocked, then he’d scrape the dry
skin off his feet with a pumice stone. Last
into the bathroom was Lovely Lisa. The
mirror was reassured by the way she sprayed air freshener around and cleaned up. There was something of the monastery about
her – purity and humility.
When Helen
was at work, Laurence’s mistress Marlene would arrive and Peter would come straight to the bathroom and stand, eye pressed against the hole in the wall, watching Laurence beating
Marlene’s bare backside with a paddle. “Classic,”
he’d whisper, while pleasuring himself.
At the end
of one of these vile days was a party. Laurence smugly checked out his reflection – wife and mistress both present
at same event. Lovely Lisa conscientiously
cleaned the bathroom in preparation, dusting the mirror reverently.
Purity, moderation, health and humility didn’t
make an appearance. Instead there was
excess, Manky Franky got drunk and vomited round the toilet. Then drugs, Helen sat on the loo smoking crack. Her husband knocking on the door
roused her, she staggered and slipped, falling heavily, passing out, face in
the remnants of Franky’s puke, pants round her ankles.
“Do you
think she’ll notice?” Marlene asked as she and Laurence opened the door and saw
her prone frame.
“No, let’s go!” cried Laurence, pushing Marlene into the bedroom for debauchery.
“No, let’s go!” cried Laurence, pushing Marlene into the bedroom for debauchery.
Peter
slithered into the bathroom, stepping over Helen’s body and pressing his eye to
the peephole.
“Peter! What are you doing!” Purity had arrived, the
Lovely Lisa.
“Look!”
Peter ushered her to the hole in the wall.
She peered
through it gasping; “Oh my! I didn’t
know you could ...”
Peter put
his hand up Lisa’s skirt; “I can show you so much more, my dear.”
She turned
to him; “Oh, Peter, you mustn’t, my boyfriend’s downstairs ...”, but she let
him slide his thick tongue down her throat.
At their feet Helen stirred and moaned.
“She won’t
wake up! Don’t worry!” Peter flung Lisa
against the wall, pushing up her skirt and unzipping. The two began to fuck passionately against
the tiles.
Lovely Lisa
being defiled by that sleaze was too much for the mirror to bear. Illusions broken, it longed for the monastery. They all eventually went to bed, but the mirror knew it faced another morning of Manky Franky and the
rest. It couldn’t do this anymore. Gradually it wriggled until it was at the
edge of its fastenings, then it leapt from the wall and shattered with a deafening crash. Seven years’ bad luck to them all and a curse
upon their house of iniquity!
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