FAECAL ATTRACTION

“Hi, my name is Shit.”

“And mine is Fan.  God you’re beautiful.”
“So are you.”
“I love you, Shit.”
“I love you too, Fan.”
“Well, this is as good a place as any ...”

WHIIRRRRR SPLATTTT!!!!

 “Oh shit!  Everyone around us is covered in ... in excrement.”

“Don’t take my name in vain, Fan, but yeah, we’ve made quite a mess.”
“I don’t think our friends like us anymore.”
“They’ll just have to accept it.”
“I’ll always love you, Shit.”
“We were destined to be, Fan.”